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what else is there to do but play with my dick. and balls

homunculus-argument:

Uncomfortable facts of life:

  1. Nobody’s going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can’t just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.
  2. About 90% of the time, the “it” you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say “hey I need help.”

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thepumpkinqueen53:

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not100bees:

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not100bees:

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exwife-of-frankenstein:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here’s a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here’s a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn’t available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

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segamascott:

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anxietyproblem:

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cosmicanger:

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penandinkprincess:

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“Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?” is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

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theblvcksupreme:

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argumate:

profeminist:

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I love this, please multiply the frogs

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dogpuppy:

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dogpuppy:

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beardedmrbean:

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